She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, βDo you have a Vagina?β She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, βDo you have a Vagina?β She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, βHoney, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again. βThe next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, βHoney, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where heβs going with this. βShe nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, βDo you have a Vagina?β βYes I do.β says the lady. The man replies, βGood, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wifeβs alone and start using yours!β