A young man excitedly tells his mother heβs fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, βJust for fun, Ma, Iβm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one Iβm going to marry.β
The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, βOkay, Ma, guess which one Iβm going to marry.β She immediately replies, βThe one in the middle. βThatβs amazing, Ma. Youβre right. How did you know?β βI donβt like her.β