A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, βDo you know her?β βYes,β sighs the husband. Sheβs my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasnβt been sober since.β βMy God!β says the wife. β