A woman comes home and tells her husband, βRemember those headaches Iβve been having all these years? Well, theyβre gone.β βNo more headaches?β the husband asks, βWhat happened? βHis wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,β¦βI do not Have a Headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.
It Worked! The headaches are all gone. βThe husband replies, βWell, that is wonderful. βHis wife then says, βYou know, you havenβt been exactly a ball Of Fire in the bedroom these last few years.
Why donβt you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that? βThe husband agrees to try it Following his appointment, The husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He Puts her on The bed and says, βDonβt move, Iβll be right back. βHe goes into The Bathroom and comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into bed And makes Passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, βBoy, that was wonderful! βThe husband says, βDonβt move! I will be right back. βHe goes back Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, βDonβt move, Iβll be right back. βWith That, He goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom, She sees him standing at the mirror and saying, βSheβs not my Wife. Sheβs Not my wife. Sheβs not my wifeβ¦βHis funeral services will be held on Friday.