I think that most of us can agree that cats are awesome. They are a pet that is unlike any other, and we can’t imagine not having one as part of our family. That being said, not everyone thinks of cats so highly and there are times when disagreements can take place in the family about the feline that shares our homes. That is what happened in the following joke. A man didn’t like the fact that his wife wanted a cat but he ended up learning a lesson he will never forget.
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier, and took her to the vet.
We didn’t know what to call her so we named her ‘Pussy-cat.’
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, ‘OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks.’
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don’t see eye to eye.
The vet calls my husband ‘El-Cheap-O’. and my husband calls the vet ‘El-Charge-0’.
They love to hate each other, and constantly ‘snipe’ at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD’s waiting room and the office was full of people waiting to see the doctor
A side door opened and the vet leaned in – he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, ‘Your wife’s pu**y doesn’t stink anymore, and it’s finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God only knows who the father is!’
Then he closed the door.
And that is what’s called “getting even.”