There is something we are all born with, and as the years go by, we tend to get it more and more. I’m talking about intuition, which can help us get from day to day in the best way we can.
Sometimes, our intuition plays tricks on us, and at other times, it may be spot on. One thing is certain, we learn to trust it, and when it tells us something is wrong, we tend to believe it. That is what happened in the following joke, and when a husband acted on his intuition, it left his wife hanging.
A woman arrives home from work, and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace.
He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, “Where did you get the bracelet?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat.
He says, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?”
She replies, “Yeah, I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper.”
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath, and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub.
She yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of water in the tub.”
He replies, “I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.