A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did this and returned to class.
Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
“I thought I told you to call your Mum!” she said.
“I did,” he said, “and she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she’d come and pick me up from school”.
When people see vanity licence plates, it’s hard not to roll your eyes. This individual is determined to make a statement with their very greatest licence plates ever, rather than settling for a random combination of letters and numbers like the rest of us. “Oh, look at me, everybody!”
At least in some cases. There are some who use humorous licence plates to boast about their riches and lack of humour, while others use this small space for advertising to make us laugh.
Simply said, any form of roadside entertainment is sure to be appreciated during a lengthy car trip, isn’t it?
Despite efforts by the DMV and other car authorities to maintain decorum and eliminate the appeal of creative licence plate designs, these individuals have discovered a way around the system.
This list showcases the finest examples of creative licence plates, featuring dad jokes, Pokemon and even riddles!
Read on to see a list of the top licence plates, and then share your thoughts with us in the comments!
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Chrysler Capital reports that iron plates covered with porcelain enamel were the first to be issued by the state. The only state that continues to sell a porcelain plate is Delaware. The porcelain variant starts at $110.
“Because the fragility of the porcelain plates made them impractical, manufacturers experimented with replacement materials such as cardboard, leather and even pressed soybeans.”
In 1928, the first graphic licence plates were manufactured in Idaho. The image featured a potato, as befits Idaho.
The first personalised licence plate was made in Pennsylvania not long after that in 1931. A statement from licenseplates.tv reads, “As Americans became more prosperous, custom or official vanity license plates became very popular.”
“The increased fees for custom, personalised or vanity official licence plates have earned the states hundreds of millions of dollars and a great source of tax revenue for education (colleges), wildlife conservation and other projects.”
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These days, licence plates are mass-produced by governments that use inmates as cheap labour, with the exception of three. Except for Alaska, Hawaii, and Oregon, all of which use privately held factories to make their state licence plates, the rest of the country follows suit.
The US Postal Service does not show or require licence plates on its vehicles.
At long last, vanity plates are legal in every single state. The percentage of custom plates is highest in Virginia, followed by New Hampshire, and Illinois, out of the 50 states. In contrast, the usage of personalised plates is lowest in Texas. In light of it, how can we interpret these states?
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What is the World’s Finest Licence Plate?
Which licence plates are the baddest depends on your unique tastes and how outlandish your sense of humour is! The Internet, however, makes it possible to discover a wealth of intriguing information, such as the most expensive and greatest humorous licence plate designs.
Here it is, therefore, without further ado. Internet users as a whole think this is the most awesome licence plate ever:
The number “P7” appears on a vehicle number plate.
What makes it so awesome? The owner shelled out a cool fifteen million dollars for this plate, making it the priciest vanity plate ever. In August 2023, it was auctioned off and the entire proceeds were donated to a worthy cause. An excellent level of coolness is compensated for by the price alone!
And the “P7” plate? It doesn’t mean anything! Just because it’s unique doesn’t mean it’s cheap. Oh, what a shame! Vanity plate concepts have always seemed so cool to us because of the hidden meanings behind them.
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A licence plate has recently become a social media sensation after capturing people’s attention. An intelligent concealing of a maybe provocative term on a Kia Sportage’s licence plate caught people’s attention in a Perth shopping centre parking lot.
What do you think of these 12 hilarious licence plates? Which one would you say is the funniest?
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A few days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young attractive guy about 28 years old… I was curious.
I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.
So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages. He was very kind. He called me beautiful. He asked my age.
I’m not a liar so I told him and reminded him I’m quite a bit his senior. And I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain’t all that bad.
We keep talking for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about ‘ad*lt things’. I said ok. Then he replied with a face like. He said ‘thank you babe, you start.” So I did! I told him adult things like my knees and hips were hurting.
My back acts up when it is cold like. He said ‘thank you babe, you start.” So I did! I told him adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My back acts up when it is cold outside. I explained that I have crazy insomnia, I toss and turn the entire night and that I often have leg cramps, especially when I try to sleep. I mentioned the scars from multiple surgeries and the limp I have from an old injury.
And of course I had to throw in the need for daily fiber supplements to prevent passing gas. Can’t forget that one! I was waiting for him to answer me…He blocked me. He wanted to talk about adult things and then don’t take the heat! I think I’m just a bit too much woman for him to handle!
The actress Janis Paige has died at the age of 101.
Longtime friend Stuart Lampert said on Monday that the actress from the Golden Age died of natural causes on Sunday at her home in Los Angeles.
Paige starred with Jackie Cooper in the mystery-comedy “Remains to be Seen” on Broadway. She also played Josie in the smash hit musical “The Pajama Game.”
She also worked on the comedies “Bachelor in Paradise” with Bob Hope, “Please Don’t Eat the Daisies” with Doris Day, and “Follow the Boys.”
She joined the #MeToo movement in 2018 and said that the late Alfred Bloomingdale, heir to a department store, had raped her when she was 22.
“I could feel his hands, not only on my breasts, but seemingly everywhere. He was big and strong, and I began to fight, kick, bite and scream,” said she.
“At 95, time is not on my side, and neither is silence. I simply want to add my name and say, Me too.”
Paige’s big break came during the war, when she sang an opera aria at the Hollywood Canteen for soldiers.
A day later, MGM hired her for a small part in “Bathing Beauty.” She had two lines in the movie with Esther Williams and Red Skelton, and then they fired her.
Later that same day, Warner Bros. signed her and put her in a dramatic part of the all-star movie “Hollywood Canteen.”
The first week of her contract paid $150.
She told The Hollywood Reporter in 2018 that she made more in a week than her mother did in a month during the Great Depression.
The studio kept her busy with light movies like “Two Guys from Milwaukee,” “The Time, the Place, and the Girl,” “Love and Learn,” “Always Together,” “Wallflower,” and “Romance on the High Seas,” which was her first movie role.
She had changed her name from Donna May Tjaden to Paige, which was her grandfather’s name.
The famous performer Elsie Janis gave her the name she did.
When Paige’s contract ended in 1949, studios were getting rid of talent because TV was becoming so popular.
In 1963, she said, “That was a shock. It meant I was washed up at 25.”
She took her skills to Broadway and played the lead in Remains to Be Seen. In 1954, George Abbott directed the first production of The Pajama Game, which starred Raitt as Sid and her as Babe.
Arthur Freed, an MGM producer, saw her perform in a nightclub at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles and offered her a part in “Silk Stockings” with Fred Astaire and Cyd Charisse.
In the famous Cole Porter number “Stereophonic Sound,” she and Astaire make fun of new movie tricks, like swinging from a chandelier.
“I was one mass of bruises. I didn’t know how to fall. I didn’t know how to get down on a table I didn’t know how to save myself because I was never a classic dancer,” she said in 2016 to the Miami Herald.
After a long break, Paige started entertaining again in May 2003.
She started a show at San Francisco’s Plush Room that she called “The Third Act.”
She talked about Fred Astaire, Frank Sinatra, and other stars, and she sang songs from her movies and stage shows.
As an 80-year-old performer, Chad Jones of the Alameda Times-Star said, “the charming Paige shows a vitality, verve, and spirit that performers half her age would envy.”
Paige was born and raised in Tacoma, WA. When she was four years old, her father left the family, and her mother barely made it at the Bank of Tacoma.
“We always had enough to eat,” Paige told the Post in 1963, “but nothing to spare. My mother worked so hard. And she used to keep saying that she wished I’d been born a boy, so I could help out more. I always wanted to be a success for her, to make up for my father.”
She started working on TV after leaving Warner Bros. She had lead roles in the show “It’s Always Jan” from 1955 to 1956 and recurring roles in “Flamingo Road,” “Santa Barbara,” “Eight Is Enough,” “Capitol,” “Fantasy Island,” and “Trapper Jon, M.D.”
On “All in the Family,” she played a waitress at a diner who falls in love with Archie Bunker, played by Carroll OConnor.
Paige filled in for Angela Lansbury in the 1968 Broadway production of “Mame” in New York. In 1969, she went on tour with the show.
In addition to “The Desk Set,” she toured with “Gypsy,” “Annie Get Your Gun,” and “Born Yesterday.” Her last show on Broadway was “Alone Together” in 1984.
Hope also used her as a model when she went to Cuba and the Caribbean for Christmas in 1960, Japan and South Korea in 1962, and Vietnam in 1964.
Samantha Davis Jr., Alan King, Dinah Shore, and Perry Como were all singers she shared the stage with.
Paige was married for a short time to both Frank Martinelli, a restaurant owner in San Francisco, and Arthur Stander, a writer and producer.
During her marriage to Ray Gilbert in 1962, she managed his music company after he died in 1976. Gilbert won an Oscar for the song “Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Da” from Disney’s “Song of the South.”
Eye contact indicates that he is paying close attention to you and is only thinking about you. And he hopes to see that he truly makes her happy in her eyes. Most of the time, if his eyes are not fixed on the woman, it indicates that he is only physically interested in her.
2. He says your name
It implies that he feels an intense connection. It is far more than just attending to a basic physical need. Another indication that the guy is considering and concentrating on you. He praises you and describes you as loving, gorgeous, seductive, and passionate.
3. He kisses you passionately
In essence, only couples who are truly in love exchange kisses. Instead of the rapid transition, it is the passionate kisses that convey a real attitude toward the woman. This indicates that he is savoring each moment he spends with you rather than rushing to complete “his work” and turn it in for the night.
4. He asks if you like what he is doing
A man who genuinely cares about his partner will prioritize her well-being. He takes the time to learn your true preferences in bed because he wants to make sure you’re having a good time. He pays close attention to you and doesn’t want you to do anything you don’t enjoy, making you feel uncomfortable, unpleasant, and possibly board.
5. It doesn’t slow down the work
The man does not want this time to end because his pleasure with his cherished wife is so intense. As a result, he moves cautiously and strives for perfection. When things are the other way around, everything is rushed through, and his main concern is how to make himself feel good.
6. After that, he continues to lie with you in bed and hug you tenderly
This implies that he is completely enamored with you, that he values your feelings and emotions as well as your importance to him, and that their relationship is beyond mere physical attraction. He definitely loves you if he acts in such a way.
7. A loving explanation
Unfortunately, love and s are strangely intertwined in the minds of many guys. This is the ideal scenario if your spouse tells you he loves you both during and after intimacy. If you feel the same way about him, you are essential to him, he wants you, he loves you, and you have a very deep link with him!
The first biological daughter of Hollywood power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, 16, has captivated the world with her incredible transformation at just 16 years old. Shiloh is becoming well-known in the entertainment business, having gone from being a tomboy with braces to a mesmerizing teenager.
Shiloh is a well-known celebrity offspring who has attracted a lot of media attention. Her remarkable likeness to her well-known mother, Angelina Jolie, has won praise from many. She effortlessly transcends her tomboy persona, embodying a flawless synthesis of her parents’ most prominent traits with her appealing round eyes, big lips, and thin physique.
The red carpet appearances Shiloh made with her mother only helped to increase her notoriety. There is a lot of conjecture surrounding her possible modeling career, as prominent model management companies have shown a strong interest in her. Her promising future in the fashion industry portends a future filled with recognition and financial success.
As Shiloh celebrates turning 16, her unmatched beauty and charm portend a bright future in show business.
When a loved one passes away, it is common for family members to take on the responsibility of writing an obituary.
These pieces are typically emotional and heartfelt, reflecting the affection they felt for the deceased. However, not all families aim for a highly complimentary obituary; some may choose to be bluntly honest about their loved one’s life.
Obituaries are usually shared publicly, either through newspapers or online platforms, meaning they can reach a wide audience, from a few people to potentially hundreds. One notable obituary sheds light on family discord. Kathleen Dehmlow’s two adult children composed an obituary for their mother and shared it with their entire community. At first glance, it resembles a standard tribute, but as you read further, it becomes clear there were unresolved family issues. The ending is particularly shocking, though oddly humorous.
The Redwood Falls Gazette published the obituary, but it was removed after receiving significant backlash. A family member confirmed the obituary’s accuracy, though it was said to lack a “significant amount of omitted information.” Dwight, a family member who was interviewed, shared a different perspective, stating that Kathleen had made a mistake sixty years ago but had shown remorse, reminding us that everyone makes mistakes.
Despite this, the person who wrote the obituary chose to leave on a bitter note, likely causing discomfort for many readers. Some even questioned whether the obituary should have been published at all. The newspaper’s CEO responded by confirming there was no legal reason to prevent its publication, noting that their partners maintain strict editorial standards and took the concerns seriously by reviewing the piece carefully.
Now, you’re likely curious about the content of this unusual obituary. Don’t worry—we’ve got it ready for you to read.
Have you ever found yourself pondering life’s most profound questions and seeking the ultimate answer? Well, look no further because…
THE ANSWER IS
Yes, the magical number zero! Remember the good old days when everything seemed to just fall into place? Our childhood wonder and curiosity often brought us to fascinating conclusions, much like arriving at the humble yet powerful zero. Zero is not just a number; it’s the epitome of balance, the starting point of discovery, and, essentially, the key to countless mysteries.
“My request is…”, said John, holding his lover’s hand. “I would like you to stop doing n*de photography”.
Chloe looked at him with a smile. She had already expected this to be the condition. Although she had been earning her money doing normal modeling jobs for a while, she still occasionally did a n*de photo shoot. Since their relationship had become so serious that they were moving in together, she had already planned to refuse these jobs from now on. John was very happy that she accepted his condition and couldn’t wait to move in with his love. Soon after, the two started looking for a house and found a beautiful spot in San Francisco. They were both unfamiliar with this city, so they enjoyed exploring together. Chloe was shocked when they first visited the Golden Gate Bridge together…
Yes!
Chloe had just snapped a beautiful photo of the Golden Gate Bridge. When she turned, she suddenly saw that John was on his knees in front of her. She let out a scream and bystanders started clapping. Tears streamed down her cheeks, and she cried out, “Of course I want to marry you!”. The months after that flew by. So much had to be arranged! In the spring the time had finally come. The two hosted an extravagant wedding, attended by all their friends and family. The two walked down the aisle toward the altar, where their love would be sealed forever by the waiting priest. They would know not only prosperity, but also adversity in their marriage…
The ring
The wedding ring that Chloe would wear for the rest of her wedding was beautifully decorated with small diamonds. Costs and effort were not spared because John had these made by a specialized jeweler from France. His princess deserved an extra special ring. Chloe wore the ring with pride. The ring attracted a lot of attention. Some of Chloe’s friends lived abroad, which prevented them from attending the wedding. They had already heard about the beautiful wedding ring through the media, so Chloe was repeatedly asked to send a photo of the jewelry. The couple’s lives calmed down in the years that followed, until John made a shocking discovery…
Married couple
In the years following the wedding, a lot changed in the couple’s life. John took on a new role as a sales representative for the company he worked for, while Chloe’s career also changed a lot. She noticed that as she got older, she was offered fewer jobs. As a result, Chloe became more and more of a housewife, while John was increasingly away from home. Chloe started working for charities and became a welcome guest at fundraisers and events. The company John worked for was very conscious of his value, so he was now making enough for two.
Boredom
Chloe had to get used to the transition from a life as a single model, full of parties, attention, and tension, to a life as a married housewife. Her volunteer work did her good: she was very committed to others. However, she did miss some excitement in her life. She spent most of her time at home. The two had everything right, but their relationship still started to show cracks… Because she was at home so much, she had a lot of time to think between household chores. She realized that she was not completely satisfied with the current way her life was going. Her husband traveled a lot and earned the money, while she was at home a lot and bored. Here and there Chloe was offered a modeling job, but this was not enough. Chloe desperately needed more variety and excitement in her life…
Away from home a lot
John was also not completely satisfied with the current situation. Although he now held a very important position and earned a lot of money, there was something missing in his life. He began to realize more and more that that “something” was Chloe. He was sometimes away from home for a long time, so it took weeks before he saw the love of his life again. What also didn’t help was the fact that Chloe didn’t like pictures or video bubbles. This would make it a lot easier for John, because then he would get to see his wife again. He decided to insist on it once during this business trip. He missed her terribly. Little did John know that this request would turn his life upside down…
The photo
The couple had just called for half an hour while John was boarding his next flight. Chloe had been on the way home during the phone call and now plopped down on the couch. Suddenly she received a message from her husband, who had to be on the plane by now. “Would you please send me a picture of yourself? I miss you terribly and it pains me not to see you these next few weeks. Please.”, John typed. He then put his phone on airplane mode and fastened his seatbelt carefully. The plane started to taxi and prepared to take off. He had no idea what awaited him…
Taking a picture
Chloe read the message with a frown on her face. A picture of herself? John knew she didn’t like that, right? She was a professional model, she saw herself often enough already. She wanted to keep work and private life separate. Chloe intended to decline the request. Then she realized how John must be feeling. Lonely and alone, in a foreign land, far from home. The least she could do to satisfy him was to send a photo. She posed for a selfie, took a few, chose the best one and sent it to her husband, accompanied by a heart emoji. She had only forgotten one detail…
No way back
After she sent the photo, Chloe took another good look at it. She looked good and couldn’t believe that she wasn’t being offered more modeling jobs. In the past, she even had to reject them because she no longer had time for new jobs… Then suddenly she noticed a detail that shocked her. “Oh no!”, she yelled out loud, starting at her phone in the living room. She’d noticed something she knew would anger John. Her fingers quickly tapped the keyboard of her cellphone, until the screen suddenly went black. Her battery had died. John was going to land and see the photograph. There was no going back…
Landed
Once landed, John took his phone off airplane mode and a big smile appeared on his face. He had 1 new message from the love of his life. He opened the messaging app and saw the beautiful photo of his beautiful wife. Deeply in love, John stared at the screen. Her beautiful smile, her beautiful eyes, her shiny hair… Suddenly John’s heart skipped a beat. What was that? His heart began to pound in his throat. He had noticed something in the photo that had really shocked him. What did this mean?
Furious
John trembled with rage as he dialed his wife’s number for the fourth time. She didn’t answer again. He didn’t know that her phone had gone down, of course, so he tried a fifth time. When this attempt also proved unsuccessful, John decided to call another number. This detail had serious consequences for his marriage… His lawyer answered in the usual friendly tone. John explained the situation to him and concluded his story with a request. “I want you to get the divorce papers in order,” he said. The lawyer repeated John’s words in astonishment. “Are you sure about this?” he asked John. “Talk to her first, who knows, maybe she’ll have an explanation.”
The conversation
John was straight to the point: “Where the hell is your wedding ring?”. Chloe had already expected this to catch his eye. He had spent so much money and gone to such lengths to get this wedding ring on her finger, he had noticed this detail immediately. The photo indeed showed that Chloe was not wearing her wedding ring. John took a few deep breaths at the advice of his lawyer and decided to call Chloe again. One dark thought ran through John’s head. Did she cheat on him when he was on a business trip? Chloe, of course, had mentioned that she was bored at home. It could be that she had sought the excitement outside the door and had forgotten to put her wedding ring back on. Did this happen more often? She never sent a photo of course… Chloe couldn’t help but be honest…
The explanation
Chloe decided to tell her husband the truth. It was hard enough for him to be far from home and not be able to see her face during this conversation, it was hard for her to get around the truth and tell him a story. She decided not to beat around the bush. She knew she would startle her husband with the truth, because she promised him never to do this. Yet she loved John dearly and knew that she had no choice but to tell them why the ring was not on her finger in the photo. The truth came out…
Chloe told John that she did something that day that he wouldn’t like. She had been sitting at home and very bored. There was no volunteering to do that day, no events to attend, and she had already completed all the household chores. She called an acquaintance for an appointment and then went out. Along the way, Chloe knew she was doing something her husband didn’t want her to do, but she was done with the boredom. At least this was something exciting. And he wouldn’t even find out!
The shoot
Chloe booked a n*de photoshoot with a professional photographer. There was nothing se*ual about this shoot, it was purely artistic. Although John had asked her not to do any more n*de shoots, but this one time she decided to go against his wishes. She thought that was quite exciting! The shoot was very respectful and beautiful. Chloe felt attractive again, something she had felt a lot less in these past years. She might not be able to make ends meet as a model, but she still had it in her. Once home, John had asked her for a photo and sent the selfie.
John’s reaction
John was very relieved that his wife hadn’t cheated on him. He immediately told her that he didn’t mind that she had such a photo shoot. John desperately wanted his girlfriend to feel attractive and beautiful. He could well imagine that such a life as a housewife was boring. She just forgot to put her wedding ring back on… The two had a good chat about their wishes and dreams. They told each other that they were both not completely happy with their marriage. They loved each other very much and enjoyed every moment they were together, but John was away from home too often. Then John did something quite drastic…
The drastic action
John contacted his boss and indicated that he no longer wanted to be away from home so often. He asked if there was no position in San Francisco. This would mean that he could be with his wife every day again. Much to his relief, his boss understood him completely. And it got even better! Surprise! John’s boss told him a management position had become vacant in San Francisco. He had wanted to offer it to John the moment he returned from his current business trip. Now that John called with this request, he couldn’t keep it to himself any longer. John accepted the offer and they agreed to discuss the details in the office the following week. So, John got a job in San Francisco. And Chloe?
Happily married
Both the sneaky photo shoot and the fact that she now had her husband close to her again, led to Chloe now being a lot more confident in life. And this she radiated! Suddenly she was offered job after job and Chloe’s career as a model took off. The two agreed that Chloe would not take too many jobs abroad. They didn’t want history to repeat itself, of course.
