One of the funniest types of jokes we may hear is when somebody walks into a bar. Anytime you hear that opening line, you can almost guarantee that the punchline is going to be hilarious.
This joke begins in the opposite direction, with a drunk man stumbling out of a bar. Just because it is the opposite of what we usually find amusing, however, doesn’t mean that it is any less funny.
If it’s been a while since you had a good chuckle, we invite you to enjoy this joke from beginning to end. It’s a funny story that ends with a side-busting punchline.
A Drunk Man Stumbles Out of A Bar and sees two priests walking across the street.
He staggers toward the two priests and stops in front of them.
He turns to the first priest and proudly says, “I’m Jesus Christ!”
The first priest shakes his head and replies, “No, son, you’re not.”
He then turns to the second priest and says again, “I’m Jesus Christ!”
Again, the second priest replies, “No, son, you’re not.”
The drunk man finally says, “Follow me, I’ll prove it to you!”
Curious, the two priests follow behind him as he walks back into the bar.
Immediately upon entering, the bartender takes one look at the man and says,
“Jesus Christ, you’re here again?!”