When was the last time you heard a good joke? Some people love jokes and others tolerate them but we all have one thing in common, it feels good when we laugh.
If it has been a while since you’ve had a good chuckle, then we have a treat for you. This joke has been around for a long time but every time we hear it, we can’t help but smile.
This is one of those jokes that you just can’t keep to yourself, so go ahead and have a good laugh and then share the laugh with others.
A flight is on its way to Sydney, Australia when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first class section, and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class, that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason. The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, “First class isn’t going to Sydney.”