If there is one thing that has puzzled men for millennia, it’s trying to figure out women. It’s not that they are any more complicated than men, it’s just that they are different from men and sometimes, it can be hard to crack the code.
Every once in a while, however, we get a peek behind the scenes and we get to learn something that we may not have known before. That is exactly what the following joke teaches us.
It takes us on a very funny ride because we read a story that is familiar from history and, at the same time, is also one that is part of many different jokes. I’m sure that you will enjoy the laugh as much as I did.
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, “What is wrong with you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion.
God said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache, and she will freely give love and compassion whenever needed.”
Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”
God replied, “An arm and a leg.”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”