One of the funnier types of jokes we may enjoy involves beer or some other form of alcohol. Perhaps that is why some of the best jokes in the world start out with somebody walking into a bar.
That isn’t the opening line in this particular joke, but it is one that is sure to make you laugh. It actually starts out seeming as if it is going to be a depressing story but by the end, you will have a big smile on your face.
Make sure you take the time to laugh every day. It really is the best medicine and it is what you need to feel good on the outside and the inside.
Ol’ Patrick Flannerty passed away at his job at the brewery.
His workmates realized that they would have to be the ones to inform his widow of his passing.
They trooped over to Patrick’s cottage at the end of their shift and solemnly gathered in a semicircle before the door.
The foreman politely knocked.
Mrs. Flannerty opened it and looked at the assembled men in surprise.
“Why, good evenin’, boys! Err… Where’s my Patrick?”
“I’m afraid that’s what we’ve come to tell ye, Missus. Patrick slipped and fell in a vat of our finest stout at the brewery today.”
“Oh, no!”
“And, the poor fellow drowned, he did.”
The widow burst into tears. “Ahh, my poor Patrick! He never had a chance!”
The foreman cleared his throat.
“Uhm, that’s not quite so, Missus. He crawled out four times to go to the loo.”