Teacher Addresses A Student.

The teacher addressed a pupil and asked him, “How many kidneys do we have?”

“Four!” the backbencher student replied.

“Four? Haha.” The teacher, known for enjoying the act of criticizing and humiliating his students, retorted. Turning to a frontbencher, the teacher commanded, “Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.”

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“And for me, a coffee!” the backbencher student remarked. Enraged, the teacher booted the kid out of the classroom. As he left, the student had the audacity to correct the furious teacher:

“You asked me how many kidneys we have. We have four—two of mine and two of yours. The word ‘we’ refers to the plural. Enjoy the grass. LOL!!”