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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today…’ The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’ The old woman says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.‘Coming up,’ says the bartender, As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, ‘I would like to buy you one, too.’ her right says, I would like to buy you a drink, too. ‘The old woman says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.’ ‘Coming up,’ says the bartender As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, ‘I would like to buy you one, too.’ The old woman says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.’ ‘Coming right up, the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, ‘Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water? ‘The old woman replies, ‘Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.’

What makes humanity going and evolving is the way we care for one another. Being there for those in need and keeping each others’ backs should be a trait shared by each and every one of us. Yet, there is this belief that men stand for men more often than it happens between women.

Female friendships can be very strong, but the thing is that many say there is more jealousy and envy present between these types of relations compared to male-to-male friendships. Luckily, that’s not always the case, and the uplifting tweets below prove exactly that. Women do stand for one another when needed and it should always be like that. Sister power! ”5 years ago, my boyfriend broke up with me and said:

“You’re a nerd who is obsessed with studying!” I graduated from a good law school and became a successful lawyer. Today, I met my new client who said that she wants to divorce her husband who cheated on her and take everything she can from him. This man turned out to be my ex-boyfriend. I can’t wait to see his face when he notices me in the courtroom, sitting next to his wife, who will rip him off thanks to my help.

Blonde Woman Gets Car Dented In Hailstorm. But What She Did Next Is Priceless. A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to Kev the Panel Beater.

Kev saw that she was a blonde and decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out. The blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into the tail pipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still nothing happened. Her room mate, also a blonde, came home and said, “What are you doing?”

doing? “The blonde told her how Kev the panel beater had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her blonde room mate rolled her eyes and said, “Hel-1-1-0-0-0-0! You need to wind up the windows first!!.

Girl Calls Her Boyfriend Over Desperate For His Help. What He Finds Is Hilarious. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished? “The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. “He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then… “He said with a deep sigh, “Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartments.

I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I’m on the left.

With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?” Grandma that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?” What? You’re coming empty handed?”

My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids.

They just looked at us and said. “Soooo….. …did ya get out? “Soooo….. …did ya get out?” My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund.

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartments.

I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I’m on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?” Grandma that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?” What? You’re coming empty handed?”

Girl Calls Her Boyfriend Over Desperate For His Help. What He Finds Is Hilarious. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished? “The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. “He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then… “He said with a deep sigh, “Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

Blonde Woman Gets Car Dented In Hailstorm. But What She Did Next Is Priceless. A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to Kev the Panel Beater.

Kev saw that she was a blonde and decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out. The blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into the tail pipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still nothing happened. Her room mate, also a blonde, came home and said, “What are you doing?”

doing? “The blonde told her how Kev the panel beater had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her blonde room mate rolled her eyes and said, “Hel-1-1-0-0-0-0! You need to wind up the windows first!!.

What makes humanity going and evolving is the way we care for one another. Being there for those in need and keeping each others’ backs should be a trait shared by each and every one of us. Yet, there is this belief that men stand for men more often than it happens between women.

Female friendships can be very strong, but the thing is that many say there is more jealousy and envy present between these types of relations compared to male-to-male friendships. Luckily, that’s not always the case, and the uplifting tweets below prove exactly that. Women do stand for one another when needed and it should always be like that.

Sister power! ”5 years ago, my boyfriend broke up with me and said: “You’re a nerd who is obsessed with studying!” I graduated from a good law school and became a successful lawyer. Today, I met my new client who said that she wants to divorce her husband who cheated on her and take everything she can from him. This man turned out to be my ex-boyfriend. I can’t wait to see his face when he notices me in the courtroom, sitting next to his wife, who will rip him off thanks to my help.