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Can’t Stop Laughing… I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for my change I saw a woman with a little child.

The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; “Degree Wait For Me”. I was so amazed hearing that name. So to “Degree Wait For Me”. I was so amazed hearing that name.

So to satisfy my curiosity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; “Ma!, Why Do You Call This Child Degree”? The woman laughed and said; “I Sent Her Mother To The University And This Is What She Brought Home”.

Wife Honey can u please help me cleaning de garden? Husband-Do i look like a gardener? Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.
Husband-Do i look like a carpenter?… then de husband walks out.

After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed Husband I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself, Wife Its not Me Husband Who then? Wife-John Our neighbour, Husband How much did u paid him? Wife No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or s*x
Husband Hope u gave him bread Wife Do i look like baker? No..

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV… The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?” Jack says, “You know what, I bet he will.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!” Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.” Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump. “The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again. “Jack took the money…

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….. …leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

The priest notices and asks, “Who is our savior?” then nods to Mrs. Jones. She pokes her husband, and he wakes up and shouts, “Jesus Christ!”. The priest, pretending to be impressed, says, “Very good!”.

A full three minutes later, Mr. Jones is asleep again. The priest again notices, and asks,
“What is the name of Jesus’ father?” before nodding at Mrs. Jones again. She pokes her husband, who screams, “GOD!” at the top of his lungs. The priest again congratulates Mr. Jones on his alertness and continues with the sermon.

However, during the sermon, he begins nodding enthusiastically, which Mrs. Jones mistakes for a poking signal. The priest then says, “And what did Eve say to Adam after she gave him his 99th child?” the priest nods. The mistaken Mrs. Jones pokes her husband, and he shouts, “If you poke that fucking thing into me one more time, I’ll snap it in half and shove it up your ass!”.

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.”

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”

Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.”

This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: “Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!”

The mother hugs him affectionately and says, “You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your father!”

An anonymous Reddit user discovered her husband cheated with her best friend. The woman was six months pregnant when she learned of the heartbreaking news. Fortunately, her in-laws took her side. An anonymous Reddit user shared a heartbreaking story about her family. The woman had been dating her husband since she was 19, and he was 22. They were married for six years with two kids and one on the way. Even though she was excited about expanding her family, she also discovered that her father, the only parent she had left, had been diagnosed with colon cancer. She hoped her father would beat the cancer but later found out he was not reacting to the treatment and only had months to live. Her husband supported her through this challenging time, watching her father’s health and memory deteriorate. “My husband has been my absolute rock. He has been there for me holding my hand and helping me through this. He’s been so loving and attentive to both my kids and me,” wrote the Reddit user.

Despite how difficult things had been for her, the mother of three reiterated that she did not let any of her hardships get in between her and her children. She was still a present mother and gave her children all the attention they needed.

The original poster (OP) was also a great wife and did not slack in any of the work she usually did around the house.In addition to her husband, the anonymous Reddit user also had the support of her childhood best friend. ”My best friend and I have been friends since diapers. Her family is like my family and vice versa,” she explained. So, it was no surprise that her best friend was her shoulder to cry on during her father’s cancer battle. However, something happened that turned their lives upside down.

What Discovery Did OP Make That Changed Her Marriage?
One morning, OP was up with her sick three-year-old when one of her husband’s alarms went off. He usually set a few of them before waking up and she took the liberty to switch it off. When she leaned over the phone, she saw a text from her best friend that read,

“I’m assuming since there hasn’t been an angry pregnant lady on my doorstep, you haven’t told her about us yet?”

She could not believe her eyes, but she wanted to get to the bottom of it, so she took his phone to read their conversations and found out her husband had been cheating with her childhood best friend for four months. The OP decided to handle the situation in the best way she knew how.

Processing the Dreadful Infidelity
Unlike some people who would know exactly what to do in such a situation, the anonymous Reddit writer confessed that she did not know a way forward. For the first couple of days after finding out, she pretended nothing happened. She continued to be a supportive wife, asking her husband about his day.

OP also kept her children from suspecting anything. But what was more confusing was how both her husband and best friend never displayed any signs of affection or gave her a reason to suspect they were having an affair.

Amid this emotional turmoil, the mother could not wrap her head around losing her father and watching her family fall apart. She postponed telling her husband to at least live through one peaceful day before it all came crashing down.

As for her best friend, she vowed never to speak to her again and did not even care to hear the reason behind her betrayal. “After today, I will cut her out of my life like she never mattered at all,” she resolved.

The mother of three received a lot of support from commenters. One Reddit user commended her for staying strong but emphasized that they would not advise her to stay and try to work things out with her husband.

Breaking the News to Her Family
Soon after, the anonymous Reddit user gave her readers an update. She revealed that she broke the news to her mother-in-law and her ex-best friend’s mother. Without trying to explain the story, she just handed out screenshots of the conversation between her husband and ex-best friend.

Shocked by what they learned, her in-laws and her ex-best friend’s family immediately took her side and apologized profusely as they hugged and cried together. Her mother-in-law was so furious that she was ready to write her son off. In fact, the OP revealed her mother-in-law assured her saying:

“That no matter what happens, I will always have her, and as far as she’s concerned, she doesn’t have a son, only a daughter.”

Even though she’d been skeptical about leaving her husband, OP contacted a lawyer and started drafting her divorce settlement. She said she got a good attorney who was ready to fight for her. The lawyer clarified that her husband would not get her father’s inheritance.

The OP has yet to confront her husband about everything but wants to focus on starting a new chapter with her children. Everyone in the comments also praised the woman’s in-laws for being supportive and taking her side.

Most were in awe of how well the Reddit user handled such a painful situation. One of the commenters wrote:

“The fact that you have the unequivocal support of the families of the people who betrayed you is touching. Often families side with the betrayer if they are family and not the betrayed. Morality is one of the rare things that can trump family.”

A family home with an American flag hanging outside | Source: Shuuterstock

Those glued to the story are patiently waiting for her to come back with an update on how her husband reacted to her confrontation. The OP returned with another jaw-dropping update about what happened when she spoke to her husband.

What Happened to Op’s Marriage and Life When Her Husband Was Confronted about the Infidelity?
OP came back with an update to her story starting off by revealing that she got tested and came out safe for all types of STDs/STIs. She got all the financial documents and wills from her parents and in-laws to ensure she’d be covered in case of a divorce.

The OP’s mother-in-law and her ex-best friend’s mother intervened by having a showing of the cheating pair’s slide show of texts. The Redditor’s cheating husband responded to the screening by trying to attack his mistress, who cried and apologized to her parents.

OP’s husband was livid when he arrived home and found out that his wife had taken hers and the children’s things and moved out. He lashed out by going to look for his wife at her father’s place and ended up getting arrested for bashing the front door with a baseball bat.

The Redditor refused to settle and stay with her husband because of the incredible example set by her parents on how one can be faithful in their marriage. Besides her in-laws, OP also had the support and help from her ex-best friend’s brother, Jake.

He and OP played a video game and he confessed to having feelings for her since his teenage years. A month later, OP revealed that her father died a week after her previous update. She and her husband got a dissolution of marriage instead of a divorce because it was quicker.

OP’s ex-husband got weekly supervised visits with his children and was in therapy and anger management. Her new baby arrived and was named after her father. OP barred her ex-husband from being in the room when she delivered and he wasn’t pleased.

She and Jake weren’t rushing into anything and he was patient about it, but also remained supportive. When Jake returned from the army under early retirement, he’d stay with OP while trying to find his own place.

An anonymous Reddit user discovered her husband cheated with her best friend. The woman was six months pregnant when she learned of the heartbreaking news. Fortunately, her in-laws took her side. An anonymous Reddit user shared a heartbreaking story about her family. The woman had been dating her husband since she was 19, and he was 22. They were married for six years with two kids and one on the way. Even though she was excited about expanding her family, she also discovered that her father, the only parent she had left, had been diagnosed with colon cancer. She hoped her father would beat the cancer but later found out he was not reacting to the treatment and only had months to live. Her husband supported her through this challenging time, watching her father’s health and memory deteriorate. “My husband has been my absolute rock. He has been there for me holding my hand and helping me through this. He’s been so loving and attentive to both my kids and me,” wrote the Reddit user.

Despite how difficult things had been for her, the mother of three reiterated that she did not let any of her hardships get in between her and her children. She was still a present mother and gave her children all the attention they needed.

The original poster (OP) was also a great wife and did not slack in any of the work she usually did around the house.In addition to her husband, the anonymous Reddit user also had the support of her childhood best friend. ”My best friend and I have been friends since diapers. Her family is like my family and vice versa,” she explained. So, it was no surprise that her best friend was her shoulder to cry on during her father’s cancer battle. However, something happened that turned their lives upside down.

What Discovery Did OP Make That Changed Her Marriage?

One morning, OP was up with her sick three-year-old when one of her husband’s alarms went off. He usually set a few of them before waking up and she took the liberty to switch it off. When she leaned over the phone, she saw a text from her best friend that read,

“I’m assuming since there hasn’t been an angry pregnant lady on my doorstep, you haven’t told her about us yet?”

She could not believe her eyes, but she wanted to get to the bottom of it, so she took his phone to read their conversations and found out her husband had been cheating with her childhood best friend for four months. The OP decided to handle the situation in the best way she knew how.

Processing the Dreadful Infidelity

Unlike some people who would know exactly what to do in such a situation, the anonymous Reddit writer confessed that she did not know a way forward. For the first couple of days after finding out, she pretended nothing happened. She continued to be a supportive wife, asking her husband about his day.

OP also kept her children from suspecting anything. But what was more confusing was how both her husband and best friend never displayed any signs of affection or gave her a reason to suspect they were having an affair.

Amid this emotional turmoil, the mother could not wrap her head around losing her father and watching her family fall apart. She postponed telling her husband to at least live through one peaceful day before it all came crashing down.

As for her best friend, she vowed never to speak to her again and did not even care to hear the reason behind her betrayal. “After today, I will cut her out of my life like she never mattered at all,” she resolved.

The mother of three received a lot of support from commenters. One Reddit user commended her for staying strong but emphasized that they would not advise her to stay and try to work things out with her husband.

Breaking the News to Her Family

Soon after, the anonymous Reddit user gave her readers an update. She revealed that she broke the news to her mother-in-law and her ex-best friend’s mother. Without trying to explain the story, she just handed out screenshots of the conversation between her husband and ex-best friend.

Shocked by what they learned, her in-laws and her ex-best friend’s family immediately took her side and apologized profusely as they hugged and cried together. Her mother-in-law was so furious that she was ready to write her son off. In fact, the OP revealed her mother-in-law assured her saying:

“That no matter what happens, I will always have her, and as far as she’s concerned, she doesn’t have a son, only a daughter.”

Even though she’d been skeptical about leaving her husband, OP contacted a lawyer and started drafting her divorce settlement. She said she got a good attorney who was ready to fight for her. The lawyer clarified that her husband would not get her father’s inheritance.

The OP has yet to confront her husband about everything but wants to focus on starting a new chapter with her children. Everyone in the comments also praised the woman’s in-laws for being supportive and taking her side.

Most were in awe of how well the Reddit user handled such a painful situation. One of the commenters wrote:

“The fact that you have the unequivocal support of the families of the people who betrayed you is touching. Often families side with the betrayer if they are family and not the betrayed. Morality is one of the rare things that can trump family.”

A family home with an American flag hanging outside | Source: Shuuterstock

Those glued to the story are patiently waiting for her to come back with an update on how her husband reacted to her confrontation. The OP returned with another jaw-dropping update about what happened when she spoke to her husband.

What Happened to Op’s Marriage and Life When Her Husband Was Confronted about the Infidelity?

OP came back with an update to her story starting off by revealing that she got tested and came out safe for all types of STDs/STIs. She got all the financial documents and wills from her parents and in-laws to ensure she’d be covered in case of a divorce.

The OP’s mother-in-law and her ex-best friend’s mother intervened by having a showing of the cheating pair’s slide show of texts. The Redditor’s cheating husband responded to the screening by trying to attack his mistress, who cried and apologized to her parents.

OP’s husband was livid when he arrived home and found out that his wife had taken hers and the children’s things and moved out. He lashed out by going to look for his wife at her father’s place and ended up getting arrested for bashing the front door with a baseball bat.

The Redditor refused to settle and stay with her husband because of the incredible example set by her parents on how one can be faithful in their marriage. Besides her in-laws, OP also had the support and help from her ex-best friend’s brother, Jake.

He and OP played a video game and he confessed to having feelings for her since his teenage years. A month later, OP revealed that her father died a week after her previous update. She and her husband got a dissolution of marriage instead of a divorce because it was quicker.

OP’s ex-husband got weekly supervised visits with his children and was in therapy and anger management. Her new baby arrived and was named after her father. OP barred her ex-husband from being in the room when she delivered and he wasn’t pleased.

She and Jake weren’t rushing into anything and he was patient about it, but also remained supportive. When Jake returned from the army under early retirement, he’d stay with OP while trying to find his own place.