My friend asked me, “Why are you getting a divorce?”
I responded “My wife wasn’t home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister’s house.”
He said, “So?” And I responded, “She’s lying. I spent the night at her sister’s house!”
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside.
There’s no room,’ they said. ‘It’s full up!’
‘But you must let me on!’ shouted the man. ‘Why, what’s so special about you?’ they asked. I’m the driver,’ replied the man
A woman shared a dilemma on Reddit’s r/AITA subreddit after her sister left her to pay a hefty bill at an upscale restaurant. The story unfolds with the woman’s sister and her boyfriend recently moving to the woman’s town. Excited to spend time together, the sister invited the woman and her husband to a high-end restaurant known for its $200-$250 per dinner.
Despite the woman’s warning about the restaurant’s prices, the sister insisted on going. After a delightful dinner, the sister and her boyfriend disappeared, leaving the woman with the bill. Attempts to contact her sister were futile, leading the woman to give the restaurant the sister’s information, threatening potential legal action. The next day, the sister claimed she thought the woman would cover the tab, citing past instances where the woman paid for dinners (limited to $60 total). The woman clarified the difference, emphasizing that this was a four-person upscale restaurant dinner chosen by the sister.
As the restaurant started calling the sister for payment, the woman refused to cover the entire bill and insisted her sister settle her portion. Family pressure ensued, with the woman contemplating letting the restaurant involve the police. The Reddit community discussed the situation, weighing in on familial responsibilities, financial boundaries, and potential police involvement.
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir I must have misunderstood you what did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want to open a damn checking account now!” “I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that sort of language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?” “There is no damn problem,” the man says, “I just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!” “I see,” says the manager, “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday…At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Jim, How are You?” The wife asks, “How does he know you? Jim says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.
” Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Jim? “Jim says to Wife. “Before you say anything, He’s on the Darts Team. “Next a stripper Says, “Hi Jim! Do You Crave, Next a stripper Says, “Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again?? “The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi…The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time….”Jim’s Funeral is on Sunday!!!
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”.
He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”
She explained that she is renting the first floor for a cheap price due to the distance of her house with the city. There are similar buildings near her house which are renting for $600 of $700 monthly. She had talked with her boyfriend of three months to move in with her, as her boyfriend was having problems in his own rent, and he didn’t wanted to move back in with his parents. She had stated that he is welcome to stay as long as he wants, until he solves some problems. For three months, the couple lived together, as she didn’t asked for rent. They were only splitting the groceries. And OP didn’t informed her boyfriend that she owned the house, as she thought that it was not a problem. As one day, her tenant wanted to talk with her about the broken freezer, which her boyfriend heard their talk. She went downstairs to check the freezer, and said that she could get a new one, and she would pay for it, if it can’t be fixed.
The her boyfriend wanted to talk about the freezer, and if it can be fixed, which OP shared that it can’t. And OP wrote, “I told him no, but [the tenant] was going to buy a new one and I would pay for it. He looked at me like I was crazy and asked me why the hell I would pay for her freezer, I told him that because I am her landlord [sic].”That conversation made her boyfriend angry, and he started to yell at her. He stated that she was an evil person for not telling him that she was the owner of the building.
As she apologized, her boyfriend kept shouting, telling that landlords are evil and they only think about their money. “He demanded that I give him 50% of the money I make from rent or else I was just as bad as he thought,” OP stated in her post. Then he stopped talking to her for a while, as he gave OP a silent treatment. Later on, as her boyfriend kept acting weird, she decided to stop their relationship. She asked her father to come over while she talks with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend said to OP, as she shared, “If you don’t rent out for the purpose of taking people’s money, you should have no problem giving any of that money away. ”Then OP asked her boyfriend that why he wants half of the money, while thinking that landlords are evil. She offered to give half of the money to a charity. Then her boyfriend called her selfish, and he stated that he is ashamed of her. Then her father came and as OP shared, “My boyfriend just laughed and told us both he never wants to see us again and that he was out.
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous chequeinside. I never hear from them… never receive a thank you message.
“Ruby replies, “I too send my you message. Ruby replies, “I too send my grandchildren a very generous cheque I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit.” “Wow! How come ?”remarked Dolly. “Very simple solution… I don’t sign the cheque.
A woman had been dating her boyfriend for a few months when she noticed a theme every time they went out to eat. After a while, she became tired of the situation and acted on her feelings. A 32-year-old woman had been dating her 39-year-old boyfriend, who had two young children, for nine months when they had a massive argument about something he was continuously doing to her. The woman then turned to Reddit to find out if she was wrong for how she reacted to the situation. Netizens weighed in on her situation, telling her what they thought of her boyfriend.The woman was concerned about how she acted because she had done so in front of her boyfriend’s children, and he told her she was selfish for not considering them. The woman shared that her boyfriend’s children loved eating at restaurants, so they went out with them once a week. However, each time they went out to eat, her boyfriend would accidentally “forget” his card at home.Each time her boyfriend forgot his card, the woman would be forced to pay the bill. Initially, it didn’t bother her, but she said she had been left broke as she had paid for dinner many times in the previous month.
One night, the woman had just received payment from her second part-time job, and she and her boyfriend were going to dinner with his children again. Knowing that he often “forgot” his wallet, she sent him a text reminding him to bring it. Her boyfriend laughed the text off.When they arrived at the restaurant, her boyfriend’s children ordered many new things off the menu, which the woman said were relatively pricey. Before they dove into their meals, the woman asked her boyfriend about his wallet to ensure he had remembered to bring it this time around. When she asked about it, her boyfriend had a shocked expression and patted his pockets, looking for the wallet.After searching for his wallet for a while, he looked at the woman with an ashamed expression and said, “Guess I forgot it in the other pair of jeans that I thought I was going to wear.” The woman’s boyfriend asked her if she could pay for dinner this time, but the woman had had enough and grabbed her things, ready to leave the restaurant without getting the chance to eat dinner. When her boyfriend saw that the woman was leaving, he demanded to know what she was doing and where she was going. She told him she was not prepared to pay for him and his children again and walked out of the restaurant.Later, the woman’s boyfriend phoned her to tell her she was selfish for leaving him and his children in that situation. The woman responded that she would not pay for him and his children each time they went on a date because she didn’t feel it was fair. The man yelled that he had forgotten his wallet and that she had shown no sympathy for him and his children. He also told her he had to cancel their food order and take his children home hungry because he could not afford their meals.The couple got into an argument, and the woman’s boyfriend told her he would need to relook at how she was treating his children. He reiterated that she was willing to let them go hungry because of her selfishness. When she shared the post on Reddit, she revealed that her boyfriend was still angry at her for what she had done at dinner. Redditors weighed in on the situation, with most reaching the consensus that he was using her. What would you have done if you were the woman? Do you think she was right to walk out on her boyfriend and his children after he forgot his wallet, or should she have paid for them and discussed it with her boyfriend after they left the restaurant?
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.” The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out. ”The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?” Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.
“May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”. With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F** You!” Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.” Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain…